Carlisles-only-lover

Cake and Sticks Bella: EDWARD!!! Edward: Yes? Bella: I wanna cake! Edward: Huh? Why do you want a cake? Alice: Edward! I  DO NOT see Bella eating a cake! Why is that?! Edward: O_o... Jasper: I'd get her a cake if I were you. I don't feel like beating you upside the head with a stick? Edward: *scratches head* What do you mean? Jasper: *points to Bella* Anger issues... Bella: *beats Jasper with a stick* I DO NOT HAVE ANGER ISSUES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!